Gay Elephant is a Bad Investment

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A Polish zoo which is the largest elephant park in Europe acquired a gay elephant. A "gay"elephant called Ninio refuses to mate with female companions. He prefers male friends.

This acquisition sparked anger of a Polish politician. Though he respects the rights of sexual minorities, the politician is concerned about the return on investment. "We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" he said.