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Humorous What Theresa May feels when she steals sausages
[ Elena Dobrynchenko ]   Created: 3/13/18   Closing date: 3/29/18
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Sergei Skripal, am old-time traitor who  moved from Russia to UK long ago, was nerve-poisoned in London just before the Presidential elections in Russia. Though anyone who has brain understands that this is a political provocation by British secret service, UK PM Theresa May was quick - without any evidence - to blame it on Russia in her no-sense anti-Putin campaign.

While all intelligent people laughed at her and her stupid attempt, a Russian TV show made a great joke of it. They say, it's like asking Theresa May what she feels when she steals sausages in a supermarket. If she claims she never steals sausages, one should respond, "We all know that you steal sausages. The question is not whether you steal or not. The question is what you feel when you steal sausages. You must give us a comprehensive explanation within 24 hours or otherwise face tough consequences!"
 
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The fanniest thing is that...
[ Ravi Bindra ] 3/13/18 		Add a comment
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By making these allegations against Russia, Theresa May, actually, acknowldged that it were British Secret Service who committed that crime. How? She said that the the neural gas was identified as Russia-made. The only way to identify a chemical gas is to have a sample. So, UK has that gas. All one need now is to identify who has access to that gas and that's it - it's easy afterwards to find out who in UK committed that crime and who assisted tham.
 
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It's clear that British secret service did it
[ Dragan Dejkovic ] 3/13/18 		Add a comment
  

Here are the proofs:

  1. Neural gas "Novichok" kills wihin 10-15 minutes. The victims didn't die, which means they got antidote within 10 minites. Which, in turn, means that someone with antidote was waiting for this political show
  2. Dr. Mirzoyanov, inventor of "Novichok". lives in USA, a closest partner of UK secret services
  3. The world's largest plant producing chemical weapons is located nearby, in about 10 km, in Solsbury 
Put these three facts together, and everyone. except Theresa May. will understand that the incident was an aukward provocation of British sertet services
 
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It's clear that British secret service did it
  Dragan Dejkovic 3/13/18
Theresa May is a good student of Putin
  Elena Dobrynchenko 3/29/18
She wanted to look like an "Iron Lady" but...
  Victoria Kozlova 3/14/18
One dog start barking, other dogs follow
  Victoria Kozlova 3/27/18
It's so pitty that Governments of most Western countries are
  Ravi Bindra 3/28/18
Ravi, it's so true what you wrote
  Elena Dobrynchenko 3/28/18
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Humorous Blob Varchar 3/15/18
WOW! I'll advise my doggy to apply for these top UK jobs))))
Humorous Elena Dobrynchenko 3/15/18
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)))))
Humorous Elena Dobrynchenko 3/15/18
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