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Humorous Late-for-Work Excuses
[ Elena Dobrynchenko ]   Created: 5/9/09   Closing date: 6/30/09
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Funny Late for Work Excuses

  • I didn't think you'd notice that I were late.
  • I saw an old lady playing a computer game and I helped her reach the next level.
  • I heard five unidentified persons calling you names and I stopped to argue with them.
  • I was helping other people by waking up late in the morning and thus easing the traffic jam during the rush hour.
  • I was searching for a new job.
 
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humorous Late-for-Work Excuses: 5 More Ideas
[ Vadim Stebakov ] 5/12/09 		Add a comment
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Late for Work Excuses
  • In my night dreams, you told me it was a day off today, so I kept sleeping and woke up late.
  • My salary is too small. My last month salary is spent 100%, so I had to go to work by foot.
  • My wife called me a fool, so I had to spend about an hour to convince her that she was wrong.
  • I met your daughter in a night club and she told me, in your opinion, it was OK to be late for work.
  • A ball lightning penetrated into my flat. It was wondering near the exit door and thus blocking my way out for about an hour.
 
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humorous More Funny Work Excuses
[ Ravi Bindra ] 5/18/09 		Add a comment
  

I found a collection of funny work excuses. It's here.

Below are some sample work excuses from that collection.

  • I won't be in to work today. My brain is full.

  • The blankets were too heavy for me to lift so I was stuck in bed all day.

  • I felt so sick that I didn't feel like getting out of bed to get to the telephone to call in sick.

  • I can't come in today. I looked in the mirror and I saw wrinkles. Ugh!

  • Sorry I'm late, but I couldn't get my car started because I was asleep.
 
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humorous CNN: 10 Best Late for Work Excuses
[ Victoria Kozlova ] 5/20/09 		Add a comment
  
About a year ago, CNN published 10 Best Late for Work Excuses:
  1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
  2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
  3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
  4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
  5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
  6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.
  7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
  8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
  9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
  10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

The complete article is here.
 
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